VIDEO: an adorable chubby bule shares his epic journey cycling from the airport to Renon

On an epic journey from Bali’s airport to his little hotel in Renon, one cute chubby bule guy made a pretty entertaining vlog about his experience, which he posted just yesterday.

Upon arrival at Ngurah Rai, he unpacked his bicycle in the arrivals area, put it together and biked all the way to Renon. Pretty impressive and fearless feat considering all the traffic here!

Probably shot with a GoPro, some of the video’s pretty unintelligble and it does drag on a bit but this dude no doubt elicited some laughter from us. His innocent enthusiasm for Bali is adorable and his passion for fruit is pretty strong. 

If you can’t make it through the whole 11-minute video, here are some of our favorite sound bites:

1. I’m building a bike, just want to show you my audience. My team. My team of supporters here. (as an underwhelming crowd of Indonesian bapak nonchalantly stare at him)
2. On the floor in Kuta, but it’s fucking mango season
3. I don’t know what that sign says, but it definitely says juice. So unless it says “we don’t serve juice,” that’s a juice bar.
4. Chaos as fuck (describing traffic from his bike)
5. And I have this bean dish and that’s really great because you know what beans do… Not that I need it today
6. Because it’s so hot, I’m doing what the dogs do (lying on the hotel room floor)